Video Games

Leaked: Next Patch for “Evil Dead the Game”

Balancing Change List

Survivors

General

  • Hunters Stamina Regeneration changed from 20 stamina points per second to 12 stamina points per minute
  • Survivors “Bleeding Out” state removed, replaced with the “Pwned” state.
    • In the Pwned state, survivor’s body lays on the ground helpless as an Elite Skeleton rubs its grimy, loam-caked pubic bone on survivor face for the duration of the match. Survivor cannot be revived from this state.
  • Boss headshot damage now heals boss units.
  • Survivor spawn points now visible on Demon map as golden smiley faces.
  • Supply chests have 10% chance to boot survivor and uninstall game.
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Fan-Fiction is Fun: The Yellow Pike

This hilarious exchange on Reddit — where someone discovered that their childhood memory of Stephen King’s book IT was actually an IT/Criminal Mind fanfic — reminded me of my own forays into fan-fiction.

Most of them are happily lost to time (*cough*DragonBallZ*cough*), but I remembered that I wrote one a few years back that still exists (that I don’t hate).

I wrote this Destiny fan-fiction when I was really into the game. I then posted it on Reddit, because, I don’t know, I’m a huge fucking dork. Please enjoy this short story about friendship, sacrifice, and invulnerable space ghosts. And yes, the Titan “Stella” was my Destiny character.

Obviously, I don’t own any of this shit and it’s for parody or whatever is the most legal.

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story . . .

“The Yellow Pike”

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